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I am very pleased with this knitted dress from asos.com – only £32 but looks quite Celine, don’t you think?

(That is of course a trick question, designed to freak you out. Anything you buy, just say to someone “quite Celine, don’t you think?” and they will be so frightened that they will say “Yes” and scurry away.)

With a dress like this, your accessories are everything. Your smartest bag. Your chicest gold hoops. Your cleanest shoes.

The sizing on this is quite generous – I got this in a 12 and it is pretty loose on me and I’m not in especially great shape right now.