Suede mid-heeled shoes, £56, Zara

Forgetting grunge for a sec and turning to a pair of only semi-impractical shoes that will also update your “look” to right on the money 2016, without being as completely hideous as their original counterparts, check these out.

Dirty pink weirdo slitty shoes from Zara. Are the original utterly hideous ones from Celine?  I can’t remember now.

They didn’t have them in my size in the shop just now, or I would have bought them. Wear with skinny jeans and a crisp white shirt *dies*.